The Devil and the Three Wishes

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According to the speaker, why does the tailor go to the pub every night?
He meets clients there.
He has no wife.
He has so much money.
He has no work to do.
What does the speaker mean when she says the man in the bar looks 'posh'?
He looks wealthy, like a gentleman.
He looks as though he drinks too much.
He looks strange, like a monster.
He looks as though he is cold.
When the devil tells him about the wishes, what does the tailor think of first?
Another glass of beer
A nice warm place to sleep
Money, a car, and a vacation
His wife and making her happy
What did the tailor and his wife get from the first two wishes?
Food for their children
A cure for the wife's sickness
A successful business and great wealth
A new cooker and hot water
What advice does the wise woman give to the tailor?
To hide from the devil
To continue living his life as before
To do his job well for a change
To wish the devil away
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Happiness is just a matter of good luck.
Men should never drink in pubs.
Women should not bother their husbands at work.
Our wishes come true by our hard work.

 There was, once upon a time, a tailor. Well, we might call him a tailor. But, oh dear, the seams weren't straight, the hems were lopsided.
The silk wasn't the right colour, the cut was bad.
I mean, he was not much of a tailor.
And consequently he didn't have any clients. And consequently, he didn't earn much money.
And consequently he was very poor, and consequently his wife was very upset, and annoyed.
Well, that's to put it mildly. And, each night, if he had a little bit of cash in his hand. He would go down to the local pub, wouldn't he, and drink.
And come back in the early hours of the morning falling into the bed. Oh, you know the story. Well, Monday, as usual, down to the local pub, he was.
And, it was quite empty, 'cos he got there early, didn't he. And in the far corner, he saw this gentleman sitting with a, top hat, and a great black cloak.
Very unusual, oh- rather a posh looking fellow, he thought. So he got his pint of beer, and he went over, and he said, 'do you mind if I sit down.'
'Nooo... Not at all,' said the impressive gentleman, 'do, join me. '
Well, he put his beer on the table, did our tailor.
And then, looking down, as he sat down, he noticed some, rather strange looking feet. They weren't feet at all, were they.
They were cloven hooves, belonging to, you know who.
Well, that was a bit of a_ that was a bit of a surprise, but he sat down and drank his beer, and passed the time of day.
And, um, and the old gentleman said, uh, 'you know who I am, don't you. '
Took off his top hat, and there were two horns, sticking out from the front of his forehead. Oh dear, the tailor felt a little bit, more uneasy about this.
And, uh, didn't quite know uh, what to say. And, looked around the edge of the table there, [swishing noises] yes, there was the long tail. It was the devil all right.
'Well,' said the devil, 'and how's life treating you. '
'Oh,' said the tailor, 'how's life treating me. I mean to say, I mean it's desperate, isn't it. Desperate. I ain't got no good clients. I mean, they don't appreciate a fine seam, do they. And there's the wife, I'll go home tonight, and "nag, nag, nag," she'll be at me. I don't know. Life, life just isn't good at the moment, I can tell you. '
'Oh, not so good is it. ' Said the devil. 'Well, I think I could improve matters a little bit. I think I could, I think I could. Um, what do you say to, three wishes. '
'Oh ho, three wishes, hmm... Three wishes. Uh, do you mean I can wish for anything I like. '
'Anything you like. '
'Oh ho, ha, bags of gold_ I could be a millionaire.  I could have a Porsche in the front, couldn't I. I could be going out to the Beha_ Bahamas for the_ for my holidays. And ho ho ho.  I'd be up there with all the celebrities, wouldn't I. Oh, yes, three wishes. '
'Well, just a minute. Um, there is a little something you need to know.  Um, you can have these wishes, right now. Anything you like. And you can enjoy life fully, for twenty-five years.
 And then, one day, I'll knock on your door, and I'll come to see you. And you will come from the_ with me, down below. '
 'Oh, oh,' said the tailor.
 'It's a bit hot down there isn't it. '
 'Ha ha, well, nice and warm shall we say. '
 But um. Well, the tailor scratched his head, and he hummed, and hawed, and he thought about his wife nagging when he got home, and hardly enough money to buy another pint of beer.
And he thought, 'done, I'll have those three wishes. '
'All right. As soon as you get home, you will have those three wishes. You can wish for anything you like. ' [Whooshing noise] and the devil disappeared. Well that proved to the tailor, that he really was the devil.
 Well, our tailor friend goes home. And, he opens the front door, and the whole cottage is filled with smoke, and his wife's in the kitchen crying away.
 He goes in there. 'Look,' says his wife. 'Look, look what happened to this old cooker of ours.  Look, it's blown up, and the whole house is, is black, and, filled with smoke. Oh, for goodness sake, you know, you promised to buy me a new cooker, didn't you.
 At Christmas time. And if you'd only bought me a new cooker, this wouldn't have happened. The old one wouldn't have blowed up, you're_ are useless, absolutely useless.
 I'm sick to death of you. '
Well she went on, and on, and on,and on, 'til the tailor turned, and said, 'oh, I wish I'd bought you a new cooker. '
 [Whooshing noise] and there, was a brand new shining cooker, white and gleaming. 'Wh_ what's going on. ' Said his wife.
 'Wh- what on earth's happened. ' Well, of course the tailor had to explain to her. That he'd met the devil, in the pub, and he'd given him three wishes and...
 'Three wishes, oh well thank God there were three, there's still two more. Now look here, my, um, my man. ' She said, 'you get safely up to bed there, and don't you wish for another thing, 'til we get together in the morning, and we decide how to spend these two wishes. Up you go. 'So, the tailor goes up to bed. He falls into bed, and he goes sound asleep. When he wakes in the morning, he has forgotten, completely about those three wishes.
 And he goes into the bathroom, and he turns on the hot tap. Ugh. No hot water. Why. Well, he hasn't paid the bill, has he. No hot water in the house.
 Oh, darn it all. He turns on the cold tap, splashes his face, " ho ho ho. Oh gosh, this is cold, I wish I'd paid that bill."
 [whooshing noise] suddenly hot water is pouring from the hot tap. 'Oh no,' he said, 'I've used my second wish, what am I going to do.
 ' Well of course he had to tell his wife, who said, 'now look here. You keep that wish, you don't use it.
 You don't use it. Because, I'm sick to death of this, and the day may come, who knows, the day may come when I might be dying, or the children might be dying, and we need that wish. Now, I'm going to give you a bit of advice.
You go down to the village, and you see the wise woman, and get some good advice from her. Because, I'm sick to death, of not hav_ hardly having a crumb to put between my children's lips. '

So, the tailor goes down to the wise woman. And she talks to him. And she says, 'now look, all you want in life is to be healthy, and to be wealthy. And if you could be those two things, you might learn a little bit of wisdom. Now you just go back, and I want to hear about you, getting up first thing in the morning, and getting on with your work.

 And taking proper measer_ meas_ measurements. And getting that scissors of yours sharpened, and doing a good job. Right. '

Well the tailor, has learnt his lesson, and back he goes. And, would you believe it, yes, he's up at the crack of dawn the next day, and he's sharpened his lisso- scissors, and the first client to come in the door, he takes good measurements. And, he does a good job. And he gets paid a little bit more than usual. Because it's a lovely suit there, that he's made. And gradually he accrues some money, and he buys some better suiting, and better cloth. And, the family grow up, and sooner or later, the sons join the business, and there's Tailor and Sons, written above the doorway. And all is happy and well. And that third wish is still unused, and safely guarded, by the wife.

Well, the days pass. The weeks pass. The months pass. The years pass. In fact, twenty-five years passed. And there's a knock, at the door. As you can guess, the tailor by this time, has completely forgotten. He goes to the door, and there's a very tall, impressive-looking gentleman. With a black hat, and a black cloak. And as he looks down at his feet. What does he see, but cloven hooves.
'Um, oh, y_ uh, well yes. Oh, ha ha, I remember you, yes, do come in. Do come in, ha ha. Would you like me to make you a new cloak, or a_ or a fancy waistcoat perhaps, ha ha. To impress them down below, ha, ha, ha, ha. Well wh_ what can I do for you. '
'Twenty-five years. ' Says the devil, 'I have come for you. You've had your three wishes, have you not. '
'Ubd_ oh, uh, well no, as, as a matter of fact, I haven't. '
'You haven't. ' Says the devil. 'What do you mean you haven't. I gave you three wishes. You mean, you_ you've not used them. '
'Well, uh, huh, uh, no, um, i, I used the first two, um, yes, a beautiful new cooker, and then, i_ and I paid the gas bill, so we got hot water. '
'Is that all you used them for. How disgraceful. I'm insulted,' said the devil.
'Well, um, i, I've still got one left. Um, uh, could I not use it, before I come with you, huh, huh. I could leave the wife well off, couldn't I. And, uh, you know, give her a nice castle or something. Or, ha ha ha, uh, a Rolls-Royce, at the front door. Something like that. Yes, yes. '
'Well, well this is most unusual. I usually take my clients away straight away. But, yes, if, if you must have your wish, you, you have your wish. Ha ha. Whatever you like. '
'Oh, oh,' thought the tailor. And thinking very hard, and sweating profusely, and rubbing his hands together, 'what the hell can I think of. What sort of wish can I have. Ah. ' He suddenly thought, 'ah, uh, this is my wish. My wish is that you be transformed into a cow, and circle the earth, for eternity. '
[Whooshing noise] up into the air, went this cow. And began circling around, and around, and around, and around, and around. And the tailor, felt very grateful. And very thankful, because he was quite warm enough, thank you.